How do I re-invent myself in three months?

now that is a hard question. you can reinvent you image but never yourself. Just changing the way you look is relatively easy. if you want to lose belly fat riding a bike is not the way to go, but try doing some sit ups, then after you become better at those move on to an exercise called the plank, look up the proper way to do it. that's the exercise that i do every day for about 45 seconds and i have a six pack. as for eating 2 meals that is kind of a waste of time and it will make your life miserable (it will cause you to lose allot of weight but its not worth it) and also don't drink gatorade, it has large amounts of sugar in it which is bad. if you're dedicated then you can lose lots of weight quickly but you can't give up, just make up a little routine like: 10 push ups, 3 chin ups, and 20 crunches. then build that up, i don't know what to do for the skin stretches :( but like you said, there is lots of creams that can help with that. and about being ugly, if you always say stuff like "im so ugly" it will just make it worse, just be your self and it will work out. i hope that helped :D